Gym Grunters and Groaners
In the Gym the other day, minding my own business listening to music whilst working out, I was suddenly interrupted by a strange loud noise coming from the weights area.
The only way to describe the sound was to liken it to a male elephant with its balls being squeezed in a large vice.
When I looked up from my Xtrainer all I could see was a very large Neanderthal man making ridiculous noises while lifting heavy weights, which is why I presume he was making these grunts and groans.
Now while I understand when you are putting a lot of effort into your training it may be necessary to make a short grunt, I do not understand why the sound has to hit the decibels that even Motorhead would be proud of.
The only reason I can think of for making such loud and stupid sounds is to bring attention to themselves and how heavy a weight they can lift or push.
Please stop it as all it does is make you look moronic and just piss of all the other gym users especially me and as a warning if you see a short bald 50 + male training near you and you make that steroid induced sound again I will hit you with the weights you are using.
The only way to describe the sound was to liken it to a male elephant with its balls being squeezed in a large vice.
When I looked up from my Xtrainer all I could see was a very large Neanderthal man making ridiculous noises while lifting heavy weights, which is why I presume he was making these grunts and groans.
Now while I understand when you are putting a lot of effort into your training it may be necessary to make a short grunt, I do not understand why the sound has to hit the decibels that even Motorhead would be proud of.
The only reason I can think of for making such loud and stupid sounds is to bring attention to themselves and how heavy a weight they can lift or push.
Please stop it as all it does is make you look moronic and just piss of all the other gym users especially me and as a warning if you see a short bald 50 + male training near you and you make that steroid induced sound again I will hit you with the weights you are using.
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