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So apart from having to listen to the Gym Grunter and Groaner again this morning (no i didn't hit him with the weights all though came close to it). I noticed another of my pet hates the Poser Personal Trainer, strutting around preening himself in the mirrors, laughing and joking mainly at his own jokes. Why do people pay for dickheads like this when there are so many great PT's out there, please if you are looking for a trainer find one that puts your needs first and not themselves and to all the Poser PT's male or female, put your clients first or find another way to earn a living.

Gym Grunters and Groaners

In the Gym the other day, minding my own business listening to music whilst working out, I was suddenly interrupted by a strange loud noise coming from the weights area. The only way to describe the sound was to liken it to a male elephant with its balls being squeezed in a large vice. When I looked up from my Xtrainer all I could see was a very large Neanderthal man making ridiculous noises while lifting heavy weights, which is why I presume he was making these grunts and groans. Now while I understand when you are putting a lot of effort into your training  it may be necessary to make a short grunt, I do not understand why the sound has to hit the decibels that even Motorhead would be proud of. The only reason I can think of for making such loud and stupid sounds is to bring attention to themselves and how heavy a weight they can lift or push. Please stop it as all it does is make you look moronic and just piss of all the other gym users especially me and as a warning if you see